babz! blick ins innere!

wie ist dein deutsch gehend?

mein ist langsam. lol.

between piecing things together from my dictionary and doing online lessons i'm very slowly getting there. i like that you inject random german sentences into our msn convos and that i actually recognise most of the sentence! haha.

Ja ich bin ganz Stolz ungefahr dein Deutsch. Besser als mein. Alles ich weiss, ich weiss von Micha. Ich hab nicht gelernt viel Kurzlich. Es ist scheisse.

I want to bloody study German at Yarmouth College, GCSE, one evening 2 hours a week, but they STILL haven't got back to me and it's been two weeks since I sent an application. I'm probably going to email them soon.

lmao, david walked past and read what you wrote and said: "the only word i know is shit." apparently he googled it once. lol. googling german swear words, sounds like him!

i'm fussy with what words are correct, so getting a simple sentence together takes at least 5 minutes, lol. word order throws me a bit. i never know exactly where things should go.

was arschlöcher. ich hoffe dass sie schnell reagieren!

i don't know of any places to learn it here. i should look it up.

Scheisse is the most important German word. Haha. I know loads of German swearwords. Or insults really. Micha only ever teaches me useless things, haha.

Pupsgesicht - Fartface (mature I know)
Scheisskopf - Shithead (you probably knew that)
Geh kacken - Go shit (my personal favourite way of telling people to fuck off )
Arschloch - Asshole (which you already know as you used it in your last reply)
Fick dich - Fuck you (fairly self explanitary really)
Dumkopf - Stupid head
Kaputter - Doesn't have a proper translation into English bust it basically means you're insane or mentally ill.
Kaput-macher - You break things.
Halts Maul - Shut up
Halt die Fresse - Shut up
Friss Scheisse - Eat shit

That's my main problem with German. You can't translate it word for word into an English sentence, and even if you could, the word order would be wrong. There's also the der die and das thing - there's no set rule for them. Micha says "you just know." So I go with whatever sounds right, and I'm correct more often than not surprisingly. Also the rule that you put the noun at the end of the sentence works quite a lot as well, but not ALL the time. So it's not really a rule, more of a guide. Jeez, it's a good thing you started this thread, I could ramble about German all day. A pity, I can't do it IN German, lol.

haha i call customers dumkopfs all the time. even if they hear me they don't realise i'm insulting them all i really knew was asshole, shit, fuck you and stupidhead. fuck you i just worked out once i knew fick was fuck.

i was reading about die der das and sometimes it completely changes meanings of words but only some words. i think as long as you remember which ones can change it's ok.

the podcast i've been listening to keeps saying: "don't worry about word order, even if it's totally wrong most people will understand what you're getting at" and that's all well and good but i still wanna try to get it right!

Ich mochte mein Deutsch mehr benutzen.

Der die das tut mir leid, weil es nicht nur der, die, und das gibt, aber auch den, des, und dem:

der die das die
den die das die
des der des der
dem der dem den

wenn man das accusatif oder genitif usw benutzen will.



If you're using two verbs (eg Ich will dir ficken) you use the 'modal' (want to, will, must, can etc) verb at the start and the other verb at the end. Words like 'weil' and 'wenn' kick the verb to the end too (eg weil du so schoen bist). If you use both, first you put one verb at the end, and then the modal verb after that (eg wenn wir allein sein koennen).


And that's pretty much all I remember from 5 years of german lessons.

wow, you have a great memory. i did six years of greek and i remember shit all!

Lol, I did French for 7 years and I hardly remember anything except odd words and how to ask where things are or for something I'd like. When I'm in French speaking places, it comes back to me a little, but not much. I always hated French and made a point not to listen. My teacher was a bitch as well.

German is so complicated *sigh*

According to Frans, you two need more work! ;P

well no shit frans, i could've told him that

hahaha. Well I mean, I asked him what you guys said, and he looked at it and got very confused and was all ...um well, the words say -this- but... it really makes no sense and I don't know what they are trying to mean here! and stuff. ;P

He also said a handful of that list of swears aren't really used, and that the "asshole" one is only really a literal translation of it, hence not used in connection with swearing. =P

well neither of us are taking lessons [as they're impossible to find or don't get back to you]. i just piece things together from my dictionary from what seems to make sense, and i do a bit of online learning at live mocha. though i'm only up to being able identify men/women/old people/children/fat/thin/colours/random objects/tall/short.

lol, Ev, buy some books on it? You really can't use a dictionary to learn a language, all it teaches you is vocabulary, not how to USE the vocabulary. And often, the literal word from one language into another doesn't hold the same exact meaning/isn't used the same exact way. You really need to find some books on learning it. Don't they sell those there? I know we have TONS of them for most languages here. Amazon has quite a collection, of course...

duh, of course i wanna buy books and learn that way. i'm not retarded i know you can't learn out of a dictionary. it's more for looking up words i don't recognise. i'm studying online which is the best i can do at the moment. there's no real classes here to go to.

so far i've not found any decent books here in book shops, but i have a few e-books. i've found some on amazon, but i don't have the money to buy them just at the moment.

Great, my German makes no sense! Now I feel encouraged to go learn some more!

Are you being sarcastic, or serious?? LoL. You SHOULD be encouraged to learn it more though, so that you CAN speak it and make total sense!! ;P

I'm trying to learn Russian, though, with work and always talking to the boy when I'm not there and not sleeping, I've been very sporadic at it =/ but, yeh. Learning languages takes a LOT of work, and the more books you can get on them, the better it is. *nods*

i hear russian's hard to learn. my dad learned it at school. not sure how much here remembers though.

It's supposed to be one of the hardest. =P

I'm not the kind of person who can teach themselves though, I just can't concentrate long enough. This is why I need to study it...if only the college would get back to me.

My Aunt studied Russian. She said it was the hardest thing she'd ever tried to learn.