jesus is an ipod

it's nearly 3am. there's informercials everywhere, except channel ten which is showing the weird american christian shows. some black christian dude is chatting to some white christian dude.

they're both over 40 by the looks of them. it's lame enough when the older generation tries to bridge the gap by trying to get in on what's cool to the younger generation, it is uber lame when an older christian is trying to tell you how to connect with jesus by using ipods as an anology.

black dude: "you got your ipods there. you can download all kinds of stuff on them. it's kinda like jesus. he's trying to enlighten you by flowing into your spirit."
white dude: "yeah i can never get them ipods to work. i must be plugged in all wrong. i guess that's kinda like how some younger people find it hard to connect with jesus. they're just not plugged in the right way!"
black dude: "exactly! so, if you're trying to download jesus you gotta make sure you're plugged in correctly."

i don't know whether to find this hilarious or intensely lame. either way, full of fail.

Wow. That's....super horribly bad. =/