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bash is a quote site. quotes from irc. some pretty funny shit has been said in irc. can be a little geeky, and occassionally i don't quite get the funniness of some quotes, but it's mostly hilarious.

some examples:
cakey: can you build websites with firefox?
imarock: can you build cars with roads?

<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK
<tatclass> er.
<tatclass> hi.
<andy\code> a common typo.
<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.

<Guo_Si> hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> hey, you know what just isn't cool?
<TheXPhial> lava?

The middle one is funny, that's a totally slick way to make an entrance.

And the bottom one is friggin hilarious, I woulda smacked that dude! LOL.

there's much more funnies on there. they're actually updating a lot more lately. for a while it was dead. bad bash!

Dead like... Bloop?! bwahahahaha, sorry, couldn't help myself. You are welcome to kick me. ;D

you know that we've lost everything there right?

<N> which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen?
<Joker> neither.
<Joker> because it's twelve.

<Kin68ling> :-pd-:
<Kin68ling> two girls making out
<sadoomed> how do you know its not 2 men?
<Kin68ling> because i still have some faith left in the world

<nero> HTML without CSS is like a gun without ammunition
<nero> you can beat people to death with the butt of a gun, but bullets are so much more efficient

hahahaha those rock